Things You Can't Get Away With in a Small Town
Were you born in a small town? Still live in a small town? Then Buzzfeed's list of things you can't get away with in a small town will ring familiar to you.
1. You can’t get in trouble because your parents will know in 23 seconds.
2. You can’t get to school on time because a tractor will almost always cause an unnecessary traffic jam.
3. You can’t date someone in town and then break up, otherwise you’ll see them every time you get gas.
4. You can’t go to Walmart without a bra on because your old English teacher will be there.
(This one cracks me up!)
5. If you go shopping at the mall, the clothes had better fit, ‘cause you're not about to make the 30 minute trip to return them.
6. You can't remember a time when the beautiful, floral smell of animal poop didn't attack your nostrils. (Right?!)
7. You can't make plans on a Friday night in the fall because those are reserved for football games and football games ONLY.
8. You can't drive a car without worrying about hitting some kinda of animal.
9. You can't go out past 10 unless you wanna loiter in some parking lot somewhere. LOL!