A couple from Germany, Renate and Volker, say were asked to leave a Caribbean cruise ship because of complaints that they were too noisy when they had sex.
Apparently they left their balcony open during one argument and multiple occasions of "passionate" love-making.
The two say they were left stranded in Barbados and had to find their own way home.
The travel company, TUI Cruises, issued a short statement admitting that the two were asked to leave to protect other fellow travelers.
Source: The Mirror